We Love —
- The dramatic decor with crushed velvet ceilings, black leather walls, and animal heads in bejewelled necklaces!
- Tucking into rare-breed meats reared at the Crazy Bear Farm at the English or Thai restaurant.
- Breathing in the scent of fragrant candle-warmed oils during a Thai massage.
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield 5* —
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield 5* featured on Condé Nast's hot list of new hotels when it opened in 2008, and its eccentric approach to luxury continues to delight guests today.
This 15th-century coaching inn has been transformed into a glamorous abode dripping with chandeliers.
The interiors are dramatic to say the least: richly patterned wallpapers cover the walls, dotted with animal heads wearing bejewelled necklaces. Crushed velvet armchairs, fluffy cushions, and black leather walls create an opulent feel in the bedrooms.
Explore the pretty market town of Beaconsfield on your doorstep, home to one of the oldest pubs in England. Despite its otherworldly feel, the hotel is just an hour's drive from central London, and a 30-minute train journey from London Marylebone.
Your Room —
Just for you:
- Bottle of Champagne Tsarine by Adriana in room
- Flute of Lanson Extra Age Brut or Rose Brut Champagne per person per stay on arrival
This offer is based on a Deluxe Room, Superior Room, Junior Suite or Suite.
DELUXE ROOM
The Deluxe Rooms have a boudoir feel with velvet and leather accents. Each room has its own individual style, but they all have comfy double beds and an ensuite wet room.
Maximum room capacity
SUPERIOR ROOM
Bringing the drama to a whole new level, each Superior Room has an ensuite wet room and a free-standing slipper bath in the room for a bubble bath like no other.
Maximum room capacity
JUNIOR SUITE
More spacious than the Superior rooms, the Junior Suites are individually designed with slipper baths that fill from the ceiling, luxurious showers, and leather and velvet interiors.
Maximum room capacity
SUITE
The most generously sized rooms, the Suites are fit for a king with ornate hand-crafted beds and vintage slipper bathtubs. Sip on a glass of Champagne as you lounge in your suite, soaking in the glamour for a fabulously decadent experience.
Maximum room capacity
Your Dining Choices
Just for you:
- Three-course dinner each night in English or Thai restaurant
This offer is based on a Bed and Breakfast (continental) stay, with an included three-course dinner each night in the English or Thai restaurant.
Dine on modern British cuisine using seasonal vegetables and rare-breed meats reared at The Crazy Bear Farm at the English Restaurant. Dishes include everything from Gloucestershire Old Spot Pork to Teriyaki Salmon, and there are tempting Afternoon Tea and Sunday Lunch options too. The menu is equally enticing in the Thai Restaurant with mouthwatering dishes such as aromatic tom kha soup and smoked brisket and bone marrow massaman curry. The restaurants and lounges have a regal, Moroccan-style vibe with intricately carved furnishings, domed archways, and hanging lanterns. Feast on dishes from the English restaurant poolside all year round thanks to the covered seating with heaters.
Your Time
Let any lingering tension be soothed away with a sensual Thai massage. The hotel's expert therapists use fragrant candle-warmed oils, and employ techniques like acupressure and stretching for a thoroughly relaxing experience.
Your Destination —
Boasting beautiful landscapes and a historical presence, the royal county of Buckinghamshire has a lot to offer as a UK holiday destination - conveniently located a short distance from London, visitors will find themselves in the heart of the beautiful English countryside, with a wonderful array of things to do during their stay. From museums and theatres to theme parks and shopping centres, there is something to please everyone.
Windsor Castle (located one hour away)
Windsor Castle is the oldest and largest occupied castle in the world and the official residence of Her Majesty the Queen. Its rich history spans almost 1,000 years and the castle covers around 13 acres.
Bicester Village (located 40 minutes away)
Bicester Village is a collection of nice, chic outlet shopping villages. If you fancy a day of pure indulgence in the fashion world, this is the place to visit. With the likes of Armani, Prada, Versace, Gucci, Dior and Hugo Boss to name but a few of the boutique outlets on offer.
Theatre Royal Windsor (located one hour away)
The greatest names in theatre come to the Theatre Royal Windsor, as they have since it opened in 1910. This intimate theatre boasts Bill Kenwright as its producer, and audiences are treated to new productions before they transfer to London's West End or go off on a tour of the country. There is also a traditional pantomime every Christmas.
